Well,
let's get started with some stories, these will be about people other than Randy...
One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's aunt was sitting on the ...
... on the front porch and she, and she was in her bare feet, and she felt a lick and she thought it was her dog ...
... licking her feet but it wasn't; it was this crazy guy that did that a lot.
'K, bye.
One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's mom had a dream that she ate a big marshmallow and it was really good, and
she, and when she woke up ...
... her pillow was gone 'cause she ate it.
'K. Bye
OK, so, one time Randy Beaman's cat ate this fish from the
fish tank but the fish was a piranha, it lived inside the
cat forever, and the cat became Piranha Cat.
'K. Bye
One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's little brother
ate Pop Rocks and drank a soda at the same time and his
head exploded!
'K. Bye
OK, so, see, one time Randy Beaman's mom's best friend,
whose name is Linda, wanted to get a tan more than anything,
so she went to a tanning salon and she stayed in too long
and she boiled her guts.
'K. Bye
One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's family had
this party with food and stuff ...
... and they had like this bean dip for the chips and
everybody ate it and said it was really good, only it
wasn't bean dip; it was a mistake; it was really dog food.
'K. Bye
OK, one time, Randy Beaman's sister, see, one time she was
making a really ugly face ...
... and Randy Beaman's mom said, "Stop it; your face will get
stuck like that," and it did.
'K. Bye
You know what? One time ...
... Randy Beaman's uncle Roy blew his nose so hard his brains
came out. True!
'K. Bye
OK, so this is true. Randy Beaman's dad, Mr Beaman, who is smart,
said to eat lots of carrots to get to see really good in the dark,
and so Randy Beaman ate carrots all the time, and he turned orange.
'K. Bye
So
that ends the Randy Beaman stories about other people, if you want to read more
about Randy himself, continue to the next page here.